
J.Valintin: Crimson & Onyx Tie & Hank Set. Gentleman's essential. Private Collection R47.
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J.Valintin's Blue Stripe Silk Tie & Hanky Set for the Gentleman Who Knows.
Right then, fancy a bit of a lark, do you Well, step right up and feast your eyes on this absolute corker, this bonza bit of kit It’s more dazzling than a disco ball in a goldfish bowl, and as useful as a Swiss Army knife in a marshmallow fight Trust me, you’ll be the envy of every Tom, Dick and Harriet within a five-mile radius Once you get your mitts on this, you’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. It’s the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks – you get the picture Don't be a nincompoop, grab it before someone else snags this absolute treasure

J.Valintin Green Stripe Tie & Hanky Set: A Gentleman's Essential, Classic Style.
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J.Valintin: The Regal Red & Navy Stripe Tie Set, A Gentleman's Essential.
Right, then, fancy a bit of this, do you? Not just any old... thing. This, my friend, is a *whatchamacallit* of pure, unadulterated brilliance. Imagine, if you will, the finest of what's available, painstakingly crafted, and imbued with a certain *je ne sais quoi* that'll make your neighbour green with envy. It's more than just a purchase, it's an experience, a statement. A veritable conversation starter. Go on, treat yourself. You deserve it. Consider it a bit of a punt, a risk worth taking. You'll not regret it, I wager. Bloody brilliant, this is.

J.Valintin: Sleek Black Satin Tie & Hankie Set – The Gentleman's Choice.
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J.Valintin Red Plaid Tie & Hanky: Classic English Style for the Modern Gentleman.
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J.Valintin Blue Plaid Tie & Pocket Square Set Gentleman's Finest Woven Collection.
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